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Wedding Planning That Won't Make You Want to Elope: A Slightly Unhinged Guide to Keeping Your Sanity

Mar 13, 2025
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Listen, I've been to enough weddings to know that somewhere between "I said yes!" and "I do," approximately 82% of couples consider throwing in the towel and running off to Vegas. As someone who once helped a friend address 347 invitation envelopes (my hand still cramps at the memory), I'm here to tell you: there's a better way.

Start With The End In Mind (And By "End" I Mean Your Sanity)

Before you dive headfirst into the Pinterest rabbit hole of hand-painted escort cards and custom cocktail stirrers, take a deep breath. Then ask yourself and your partner: "What will we actually remember in 20 years?"

Spoiler alert: It's probably not the exact shade of blush in your third-tier floral arrangements.

    What you *will* remember:

  • *How your grandmother teared up during your vows
  • *That impromptu dance circle when your college friends hijacked the playlist
  • *The way the entire room smelled like jasmine because you strategically placed candles everywhere (more on this genius move later)

    What you *won't* remember:

  • *The agony of choosing between "eggshell" and "ivory" napkins
  • *How much you spent on those custom drink koozies that everyone left behind
  • *The exact pattern of your table runners

The Guest List: AKA "Who's Important Enough to Watch Us Ugly Cry?"

Here's the truth that wedding planners don't tell you: Your guest count is directly proportional to your stress level. For each person you add, imagine yourself having an extra sip of emergency champagne in the bridal suite.

Pro tip: Create three lists - "Must Invites," "Should Invites," and "If We Had a Stadium." Start from the top and work your way down until you hit your venue's capacity (or your budget's breaking point).

And remember, if you wouldn’t take that person to a $300 dinner just you and them, strike them off the list - because that’s essentially what you’re paying for. 

Budget Conversations: Not Romantic, But Necessary

Nothing kills the wedding planning buzz quite like talking money, but trust me on this one: having clear financial boundaries from the start will save more than just dollars.

Instead of starting with a dream and then frantically trying to make the numbers work, try this: decide on your total budget first, then allocate percentages to different categories based on what matters most to you both.

If amazing food is your love language, allocate more there and maybe skip the photo booth. If you're music people, splurge on that band everyone's still talking about from your friend's wedding and DIY your centerpieces.

Remember: Your wedding is not a competition. Unless the competition is "who can remain the most emotionally stable throughout this process," in which case, game on.

The Timeline: Because Time Is Indeed An Illusion On Your Wedding Day

Here's a universal truth: Everything takes longer than you think it will on your wedding day. Everything.

The solution? The buffer method. Take however long your photographer/coordinator/venue says something will take and add 25%. Getting ready? Add 30 minutes. Family photos? Add 15 minutes. You'll thank me when you're not sprinting down the aisle because hair and makeup ran long.

And please, for the love of all things holy, schedule time to eat something substantial before the ceremony. No one wants a hangry spouse making lifetime commitments.

Let's Talk About Scent Memory & Why It's Your Secret Wedding Superpower

Here's something that often gets overlooked in wedding planning: your sense of smell is directly wired to your memory center. It's like nature's own time machine.

Think about it - how many times have you caught a whiff of something and been instantly transported back to your childhood kitchen, your first apartment, or that magical vacation? That's not just nostalgia working overtime - it's your brain's limbic system doing what it does best.

Which brings me to my absolute favorite wedding planning tip: intentionally design how your wedding *smells*.

Enter: Havilah & Co's Scented Events

This is where Havilah & Co. comes in clutch for wedding planning geniuses (that's you). Their scented events service is basically memory-making in candle form.

Imagine walking into your reception and being greeted by the intoxicating scent of Sea Salt & Santal, with notes of Australian sandalwood that instantly calm your wedding jitters. Or picture the comforting warmth of Forever Summer & Bergamot floating through the air as you share your first dance, its romantic floral notes becoming forever intertwined with that perfect moment.

The best part? Havilah can create a special scent story throughout your unique venue - perhaps the light, bright Citrus Sunrise & Lemon welcoming guests to the ceremony, transitioning to the more intimate Desert Bloom & Saffron for the reception dinner. 

And here's the real wedding hack: take home the candles in your wedding scent. On difficult days, anniversaries, or just random Tuesdays when you need a reminder of your love story, light that candle and *boom* - you're right back in that magical moment.

Plus, with 50% of profits going to charity (yes, really!) Your wedding fragrance isn't just creating memories - it's creating opportunities for entrepreneurs around the world. Talk about good wedding karma!

Final Thoughts: It's All Going to Be Beautiful Chaos

At the end of the day, remember this: something will probably go wrong at your wedding. The flower girl might have a meltdown, someone's uncle might get too friendly with the open bar, or it might rain on your outdoor ceremony.

But here's the secret: those unexpected moments often become the stories you tell for years to come. The perfect weddings? Nobody remembers those.

So take a deep breath (preferably of something that smells amazing, courtesy of Havilah), hold your partner's hand, and remember why you're doing this in the first place. Before you know it, you'll be dancing under the stars, surrounded by love, with the perfect scent creating memories that will last a lifetime.

And that, my friends, is truly wedding planning genius. 

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